I'm leaving tomorrow at 6 am. Posting will be sporadic at best (I say that now...ha, I bet I'll find a connection everyday.) I hope to return with awesome pictures from AX, good memories, and a shitload of writing done.
Yeah Shar, I'm devilspawn. My dad denies paternity even.
Um...FB, you can kill me later for driving up Haku's bandwidth if you wish but I am making the general announcement that Smoker Two Joints can be dled from sailing-day.net/journal/. If you enjoy it, drop me a line.
Now I bring to you, top ten reasons you know you're a barmaid.
1. You can buy all your groceries with the change from tips.
2. Your signature smell is Eau de Febreze.
3. You can identify any liquor by feel of the bottle alone.
4. You have an 'Inner Barmaid' that is swearing most of the time.
5. You can open two to three twist off beer bottle caps at once.
6. You will never order certain drinks because you know how long it takes the waitstaff to make them.
7. You can calculate 'twenty percent' without even blinking.
8. You believe 'kitchen' is a four letter word.
9. 'Busboy' is another word for 'idiot.' (No really, they're okay.)
10. You could work in a circus with your ability to juggle, dodge and balance.
:: 5:23 PM
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For a glorious forty minutes I was in charge at the bar. I was the Proprietor! It was fun. I refilled the peanut bowls. And served absolutely no one because it was two thirty.
Somday I will do that everyday. XD
:: 10:52 AM
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:: Saturday, June 05, 2004 ::
Believe it or not, I am not dead.
I finished the Smoker Two Joints video. For the dump leechers, it is in my folder. It is amazingly large because I am an idiot - but two people (FB and her sis) agree that it is sheer jenius. I agree with their opinion and that's a majority of three so it MUST be good. If anyone else wants to see, maybe I'll bring it to AX and we'll watch it on a donated laptop or something. Or not. Whatever.
Water 7 Arc is shaping up to be Kohza-riffic. I mean, um, did anyone notice the Kohza hair on the shipwright guy? I did. I think Reins did too.
I still haven't signed up for the Kohza FL. I am so lazy. *makes note to do so*
:: 3:44 PM
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