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:: Monday, December 29, 2003 ::

Officially Undead. Bialy is now the High Mother Superior of the New Universal Mandate.

I have an exxxxxxcellent idea for a Tashigi picture, but alas! no art skillz to speak of. If any artists out there are in need of a Tashigi idea that involves sw0rdz and heavenly JUSTICE and Catholicism (selling point? probably not), leave me a comment.

Yosh! To my bedroom! away! *swoosh*

Edit: Does anyone know the 'correct' spelling for Big Knife Saakiisu?
Same goes for Conis/Konis/Conisu, Raki/Laki, and whatever the heck Sky Knight is supposed to be.
Is there one or two 'L's in Marshal(l) D. Teach?
Is it Van Ogre or Van Auger? Ogre seems more right phonetically but makes less sense.
The names Satori, Gedatsu and Om are all related to Buddhism. But what is Shura?

Another Edit:
Ener's ears are huge and annoyingly floppy. But so are Buddha's. The guide at Nara told me and my mom that Buddha's ears are large so that he can hear the prayers of the faithful.

But Ener just spied on people. Creepy. As. Anything.
:: 7:25 PM [+] ::

:: Friday, December 19, 2003 ::
Just wanted everyone to know that TODAY I finally saw all the comments for the past few entries. Didn't mean to ignore everyone! So! Answers!

Reins: That was all Kuina (though I am sometimes partial to cotton balls myself.) The Zoro Versus Series is now going to feature Kuina as the highly annoying sentient sword that is featured in most fantasy parodies. She and Zoro can duet.

Shar: And THAT is why I don't read US Jump for OP. It burnzzzz.

Roz: I have plenty of ideas. There are so many random heros carrying swords around these days. ^_^

Dev: I am sorry I didn't see your question until now! Of the current listing that is up, none are particularly naughty per se. Light shonen ai for the gag (barring those Beckman/Shanks books) and the Sanji/Nami, Sanji/Vivi books are mostly gag with a little smooching. I'm keeping all the bad ones for myself. ^_^


:: 6:22 PM [+] ::

:: Tuesday, December 16, 2003 ::
Ganked this from her heebeeness. It will probably be repetitious. Some categories have more than one.

"One True Pairing" Ship: Kohza x Vivi. It would make political sense by reuniting the monarchists and the republicans of the country. ^_^

"Canon" Ship: Gen and Bellemere. It was there. Don't tell me it wasn't because it was. And the other Arlong Arc pair - Jo/Yo, Yo/Jo.

"If this happens I'll stab my eyes out with a spork" Ship: Smoker x Tashigis She explains it well. Shushu and Laboon too.

"You are one sick bastard" Ship: I'm fairly liberal until there's shota or incest. Or Ener or Croc.

"I dabble a little" 'Ship: Slash of the Titans. Thank you, solderini You are the new gawdness in my personal pantheon. And I seem to have a lot of uke yaoi Ace for some reason - I call that a dabble.

"It's like a car crash" 'Ship: Three. 1) Anything fishman. 2) The vicious lurv triangle between Kuro/Jango/Fullbody. 3) Theirluvissoshirtless.

"Tickles my fancy but not sold quite yet" 'Ship: UsoSanLu. Bialy can be very convincing. (Yes, I am your Koby.) And Wiper x Raki. It is conceivable, but the Skypeia Arc didn't fill in enough of their personalities for me to think there is enough material.
Wiper: *shiny eyes* Raki, I wanted to say...
Raki: *grabs dirt and puts it in a sack*
Wiper: *BERSERK!*
Oh well, fleshing out is what doujinka are for. <- indeed.

"Makes no canon sense but why the hell not" 'Ship: Theirluvissohawt-ness. The return of the hats. You know what I'm talking about.

"Everyone else loves it but I just don't feel it" 'Ship: There are two. Here goes. Sanji x Nami waitwaitwaitbeforeyoustoneme!!!! SanjixNami because I like her abusiveness. I want the abuse and the meromero to continue. It amuses me. If there is romance there will be less abuse and I will be sad. And ZoSan, SanZo = yeah it looks good. But I don't have to point out why this makes no sense, right?

"When all is said and done" 'Ship: Smoker x Hina - unstoppable forces of nature! They can play cards and share oxygen tanks when they live in the old folks homes too.

I ran out of cocaine and bullets. Help me.
:: 8:49 PM [+] ::

:: Sunday, December 14, 2003 ::
Quote of the Day:

Go and DIE for the sake of our ART! *points at the lyrical battle of naked pimps*
:: 10:47 PM [+] ::

:: Wednesday, December 10, 2003 ::
Hey you doujin whores. Go buy my shit.

If you're a small friendly I may throw in bonus stickers.
:: 3:54 PM [+] ::

:: Thursday, December 04, 2003 ::
The Zoro Versus Series

Zoro vs. Voltron

Scene: Outer space. Zoro is properly outfitted as a spaceman. He can flit through the dark reaches like a graceful swallow due to the Captain Rocket Jet Blaster Pack Usopp invented for him. There’s a special space plastic insert in his helmet so he can hold the Wadou in his mouth.
The five Lions are very robotic and shiny.


Pidge: That is an odd Robeast...
Allura: Smaller than usual.
Lance: KILL!
Keith: That’s right, Lance, we have to save the Kingdom! Activate Interlock…Dynotherms connected…Infracells up…Megathrusters are go!

Zoro has a beer. Well not an actual beer. A dehydrated capsule beer.

Kuina (in the Wadou): It’s chilly out here in space.
Keith: Form feet and legs!

The Lions form feet and legs. Zoro finishes his beer capsule.

Keith: Form arms and body!
Kuina: If I had an ass, I would be freezing it off.
Keith: And I’ll form the head!

Zoro uses his blaster pack to fly to Voltron’s head. Voltron swipes ineffectually at him.

Hunk: Look at that Robeast move!
Keith: Quick! Form Flaming AAAAAAAARGGGGGGGGH!!!!!!!!

Zoro breaks in through the metal body. The cabin depressurizes and the pilot is sucked out into the cold reaches of space. Then he implodes. Zoro heads back to earth. Without the head working, Voltron is useless. The other pilots are left to drift in the useless hulk of metal that was ... Voltron. Just to reiterate Voltron = useless.

Score: 1 - 0 - 1

Kuina: He better use the good cotton balls after this. (lasciviously) Good cotton balls .... oh yeah...

:: 4:44 PM [+] ::

:: Monday, December 01, 2003 ::
The Zoro Versus Series

Zoro vs. Himura Kenshin

Scene: A Dusty Road. Two figures approach each other from opposite sides. They meet - both taking note of the other figure's sword. One of them speaks...

Zoro: Do you know where the hell this is?
Kenshin: Sorry. I’m not from around here.
Zoro: Dammit. Thanks anyway.
Kenshin: Anytime.

They depart, one walking into the encroaching darkness, the other into the rays of the setting sun.

Score: Tie
:: 11:43 PM [+] ::