Even though I agreed that I was Stacey1, I did not like ff.net just going off and renaming me like that. So until I come up with something better, you can find my fics under Y St. Ace. It's an odd, not so great tribute to Tori Amos and my continuing interest in Luffy's brother too. Y? Y not.
:: 9:47 PM
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:: Saturday, August 23, 2003 ::
From the Desk of
Lesser King of Satanic Altars of Bone, Don Stacey Full Name Here
Chopper: Ahem. Withdrawal from Stacey - symptoms include nausea, dizziness, vomiting, unexplained bruising around the retinas, and bleeding from the nose. Continuation of the condition will lead to insanity. Oh no! We must help the poor people! Stacey must blog!
Kohza (reading over his shoulder): Are you sure about all that?
Chopper: Of course I'm sure! This is a medical text! Look it sez right here that ... oh wait. Those were all symptoms of exposure.
Kohza: That's what I thought.
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Aw. Lots o' people missed me. (or pretended they did at least.) It makes me feel teh luv. *grins and poises her hands over the keyboard to type. Then pauses*
Though why I should even BEGIN is beyond me. Seriously. When people write inflammatory things of THIS NATURE or like THIS, I wonder why I even bother. Honestly.
'Sokay. The tenets of my faith dictate that no blasphemer will go unpunished by the gawds of righteousness. *picks under fingernails with knife* And I'm all about giving the gawds a helping hand. They get busy with other stuff sometimes...
Normally such a lead-in would segue nicely into a discussion on the sociopathy of Kuro or fangrrls or Kuro fangrrls, but I have social blogging to do!
Lyn - how in the seven hfils am I supposed to get ahold of you (now that I'm near a computer to get ahold of you by.) Should I use the hollow brick under the bridge? And it would be orange and sexy and that's the only thing that's saving you.
Shiru! - We must act quickly (love your green-ness by the way) and lay claim to the Kohzinator. I HEREBY DECLARE THAT THE KOHZA FANLISTING IS OFF-LIMITS AS WELL AS ANYTHING HAVING TO DO WITH THE OH SO HAWT LUV OF NICO AND ACE THAT DOES NOT CURRENTLY EXIST IN CANON BUT DARN WELL SHOULD. And I promise never to leave you that long again. And I promise to steel my loins and prepare to do battle with ~tang. I had the same problem. No cash flow made it an exercise in pain.
This leads me to a slightly angry point - what's there bums, the people who did the luverly Mr. 9 story put out a new doujin on Aug. 15, seven days after I left the country and I am 99.9% certain it had a mess of a tangle of a "Mr. 9, you're back. Meet Kohza." story inside. Fair? Not at all.
Dev - that's the nicest thing any one has ever said to me. And when I get home we (you me and Jen) will exchange info. Promise! Plus I want to hear Shoujo stories from you two.
Lise - and you and Matt of course. Yup, got lazy and am reverting to bolding instead of linking. Like you all care. You all know who everyone is.
Bialy - YEAH! I liked the Nami-back-from-the-dead series. It wasn't mean at all. Okay, yes it was, but funny cancels out mean every single time.
Reins - I know you were kidding and I like the newest layout. 'S summery and reminds me of everything I left behind! *sniff, sob*
Chou - I would be hypocritical for taking you to task about the comments thing considering I still haven't updated links or joined half a billion flanlistings. Remember, always specify an AIR fight.
Wow. What a really crappy recap. But I'm tired and I still have stuff to do. And my grandparents are probably wondering why I just didn't stay in Ohio if all I was gonna do was sit in the study and type.
I have been on 9 planes in the past forty eight hours and have logged more time sitting on my arse squished in coach than actually breathing fresh air. Oh and I got up at three because airport security is a beeyatch. This is why I am crazy. But that's a given if you're a Merican. This post is for BIALY, who writes about lesbian eagles and channels the spirit of Ussop and stuff and who should amuse me with more silliness when she gets done with summer and has to "work" at "school."
Things I thought about while going insane in coach (Fangrrl Sukebe Level: Orange)
1. st-ace-y: there is a little Ace in me. *leer leer*
2. You know Jonathan Swift's satiric piece, A Modest Proposal? Wouldn't it be funny if Sanji really cooked babies for Luffy to eat?
3. Ussop: Is MacGuyver but with way better hair. (I saw reruns in Hawaii.)
4. Kuro in kilt is SO last month. Zoro in a grass skirt is the NEW fangrrl craze. Okay, you got me. It's just another extension of my "guys in skirts" fetish. Polynesian islands will do that to a girl. So sue me. But don't Mary Sue me. Please.
5. Speaking of inappropriate bottom half wear, Ussop should wear more toolbelts. Just toolbelts though.
6. You know the poster for the musical Cats? And you know how in the cat's eyes on the posters the pupils are made of little dancing cat-like people? Wouldn't that be better with Jango?
7. If I were playing an OPRPG then it would be bad. Ten different shades of dame. For example, Nico.
Important thing happens.
Crew must react.
Nico put down her book. "Captain, I have something to say."
Luffy picked his nose solemnly.
She continued. "Your brother is hawt."
The rest of the crew were quite speechless. When had Nico and Ace met? What was with the cryptic-ness? But Luffy knew what to say. "Well, dur. He ate the Mera Mera no Mi."
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Etc. Etc. And I would have too much fun playing a bad guy. And if Hina ever showed up, there would be much long distance phone calls. So. Yeah.
My brain hurts. Con-ners and whatnot, you all sounded like you had fun. I'll write seriously in a week or if my grandparents let me touch their computer, maybe even sooner than that! And I have a digeridoocam to abuse now and many, many OP figures to pose in many, many ways. Ten different shades of dame. Indeed. I will call it MasterOnePiece Theatre. And it will be EBIL.
So. This is what will probably be the last post on PiP as done from Japan. Sadness abounds. Then again I do so like my Internet cafes so I`ll probably jaunt in and type up something incoherent later in the week.
Note my laziness and how I am even too lazy to properly ID people. Bolding names is almost like linking, honest.
Chou. check out www.enetation.co.uk which is a free comments service. It has a good tutorial and will tell you want you need to do. It`s only down like half of the time, but it`s free and all good.
Nik, it`s been forever since I went to salad days and there is Pell`s butt. Thank you. ^_^
For anyone of you who have a blog I will link you someday. This includes Hyacynth. Marine policing is only a good thing in the fic community and no one will grow if they are never told that they suck.
Lise, I am extremely jealous of your costumes. You and jai and matt and whoever else I`m probably forgetting - have fun.
Bialy. Scans. Someday. Yakusoku.
FB. The Zipping. In pieces. Tonight if I do it right.
Lyn, I emailed you. Keep an eye on the post for lots and lots of smut.
Reins. Nothing really. Just wanted to write your name in bold.
Jen! OPRP! Yatta. But I`m sad. Right now it looks like I`ll be too busy to play.
My schedule is as so:
Tomorrow. Leave. Many will sob and there will be a great wailing and gnashing of teeth, breast-beating and clothes-tearing. Not by me, of course. Other people. Marine Fangrrls. Don`t. Emote.
Later Kyoto, Nara, Tokyo.
Sunday, go to the Big Island (that`s right, ginga!) and chill for a few days. Watch me on a ranch! Watch me on da beach! Watch me climb lava rocks and stare at the mesmerizing molten colors of hawt magma! Yeah! *yum, Ace tastes like burning*
Return to the States the 16th.
Go to DC for ROTC interview the 18th. Return the 19th.
Leave the 21st to visit grandparents in NC. (Road trip - may I borrow Usopp, Bialy?) Return the 26th.
Tentatively scheduled for 26th and after - large garage sale and nervous breakdown.
SO! Anime. Didn`t watch it last night, but I have the tape and will keep it to watch during my nervous breakdown a few weeks from now. Newest jump has no OP. Sadness. Anything else OP related? Ah, WAM and OAG are not going to have new chapters for awhile, but on the other hand with all that boring plane riding, I`ll have lots of time to catch up. That means a big update later! I`m sure you`re all waiting in antici......pation.
My turn on pairings talk. I can't believe you people. I mean there is evidence all OVER the place for pairings. Take for example the beginning of the series, when everyone and their mum was crushing on Luffy except for Makino, who only loves her bar and had to fend off the advances of Shanks aka Skanks. Vivi and Nami were busy denying their feelings (with grammar) and then that unprofessional Camera Girl started hitting on Chopper and -
*notices looks*
Duh. "The Series" aka Smut Garden which was written BECAUSE there are no pairings. And because no guy in OP is the textbook definition of bishounen no matter how many beers you have. On the other hand, there are gratuitious eight-pack shots, much more so than in a shoujo series (barring Touga.)
Chou, you seriously need to get comments. I want to comment on your blog but I'll do it here instead. I snorted like a very unattractive hyena when I read your speculative scene of Smoker and Hina, earning me the stares and glares of my colleagues. THAT needs to be written.
My opinion on the main crew pairings is always up in the air and dependent on what I got in my last shipment of smut. SO! Skip ahead, skip ahead, skip ahead.
Nico x Ace: The only "proof" and my only reason for writing Fire in Eden was what she said at Raindinners about the Will of D. Perhaps she's referencing Gold Roger in that comment, but it seems like she was speaking about more than book knowledge and legend. So how many people has she met with that initial? And how many people at that time were we, the readers, aware of that had that initial? Are we SURE that Ace was waiting in Alabasta for Luffy and not actually visiting his hawt hana-woman? And isn't it a well-known fact that cowboy hats are +/- charged and therefore attracted to each other? And the boots ... *fans herself*
I too wait with excitement and dread for the day Nico and Ace meet. What happens then will determine whether I have to file my fic under AU or not.
Kohza and Vivi, like Nico and Ace (theirluvissohawt!), well, if you haven't figured out my opinion on them yet then you aren't paying attention. But let's move on to the interesting option of Mr. 9. He may seem like a doofus and Zoro certainly made short work of him at WP but consider this. The guy's main weapon is a metal bat. Bludgeoning is a very messy way to go and it takes a very special person (re: mentally suspect) to use that as a weapon of choice. Then there is the bonus of chains inside his bat. Ponder that for a moment.
So I think Mr. 9 would happily beat someone's head in to the consistency of ground chuck given enough incentive. Incentive being Vivi, of course. Kohza's got competition. With a BAT!
Lyrics! Not profound or anything, but what I needed for some WAM inspiration and a blessed escape from reality.
Last Kiss - Ishtar, Alabina
(as by moi late at night)
The desert has called out my name.
I should go out there again.
So I could hear somebody pray...
And prayers will follow me there.
Would you carry me, faithfully, over the seas?
I'll open the sky to kiss you goodbye.
Fly!
You gave up and you sacrificed.
You wanted to be with the stars
that no one could read in your eyes.
But have you said all your goodbyes?
Would you carry me, faithfully, over the seas?
I'll open the sky to kiss you goodbye.
Fly!
Speaking of lyrics and molesting Ace (got his wallet! wait, huh? never mind), FB, I'm still working on the Grimpe lyrics for Sanji's theme. And the zipping. Not done. Surprise? No.